Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Alter Egos

This past weekend a girl got skeptical when I introduced myself. "That's not your real name," etc. Then I introduced "Berne" and she was sure she had a Fred & Barney Vegas Alias duo on her hands. Next time we get the third degree, when some perfect stranger starts asking to see our papers, I say we just give in and reveal our true identities: I'm Detective Rickets. This is my partner, Agent Scurvy. We're Rickets & Scurvy.

2 comments:

Rubigoddess said...

Hi Kermit! I KNEW it really wasn't you! Sheesh!

Thats Ok, i've taken on an alter "ego" of a chick named Dollie!

kermit said...

That was fast. Hello, Dollie.