Who spilled the radioactive ooze?

Initially the Nokia* was just for scale, but then this wriggly bugger started making long distance phone calls. I had to threaten him with the shovel to keep him from using up all my anytime minutes.

* (That's totally a Motorola. The ooze is affecting my brain. It does say "Nextel" on the back, though, which is an N-word, like Nokia, so you can all see how that would happen.)